Trump Joke

This joke is inspired by a T-shirt I bought at the Discovery Place Museum in Charlotte, NC.

How can Trump be so against science?  He's like an atom, he makes up everything!

Beer, Baseball, and....Trees?

Inspired by my Poe-Tree post, the literary icon, Phil Rupp, provided this version honoring the opening of baseball season:

I think that I shall never hear

 

A poem lovely as a beer.

 

The brew the Camelot served on tap

 

With golden base and snowy cap.

 

The stuff I'd drink throughout the day

 

Until my memory went away.

 

Poems are made by fools, I fear

 

But more than Coors now grew good beer.

And thanks to Phil for the Camelot reference...  ah, the memories...