Golden Eagle

Getting old is a bitch. Your body falls apart slowly (sometimes rapidly), the old energy just isn't there, and the babes give you the pity eye instead of the lust eye. Not much to look forward to as you age, other than a fat pension check, but I don't know anyone who gets one of those. But I did discover one advantage of age... the federal Golden Eagle (now Golden Age...whoops...now America the Beautiful Senior) card. For $10 I now get free admission to all national parks/monuments for the rest of my life. What a deal! Now all I have to do is stay alive long enough to enjoy using the card. Guess I should rush right down to Zion or Arches...

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